OLD DIRTY BASTARD

In love with a man whose hair is gray
He was handsome back in the day
He’s old enough to be my daddy they say
What can I do? I know he loves me too


My midlife crisis at its peak that Friday night
She was vivacious curvaceous and delicious
I never thought I’d get attached but…oh well..


I took a look at his pampered life
I didn’t like his not-well mannered wife
She ticked me off and so I pulled out a knife
What should I do? I know he loves me too


I’m used to saying “honey I’m home” everyday
Now that she’s gone who will I say it to?
The kids are asking “when will mama come home?”


hey..hey..wait a minute,wait a minute..
don't you wanna be with me?
leave you wife and spend your life with me..
please..please??

OL' DIRTY BASTARD-TIKA;the headless songstress